Lacking significance through having been overused; unoriginal and trite.
Eight Ways to Not Get Hit in the Face with a Brick
Mildly Amusing Writing
Eight Ways to Not Get Hit in the Face with a Brick
Mildly Amusing Writing

Eight Ways to Not Get Hit in the Face with a Brick

Wrote this for McSweeney’s back in 2004 but it’s just as relevant today.

“If someone asks if they can hit you in the face with a brick, say no. Any other response guarantees you’ll get hit in the face with a brick.”