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  • Harold and Kumar is either the dumbest or greatest Thanksgiving/Christmas double feature.

    Dec 1, 2024

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    by

    Luke
    in Journal, Media Diet

  • The Sears Wishbook

    Dec 24, 2023

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    by

    Luke
    in Journal, Mildly Amusing

    I had a lot of these toys so this is not me complaining, but one of my funniest Christmas memories is my stepmom handing me one of these and telling me to circle everything I wanted for Christmas. I went to town, greedily circling every item imaginable. That holiday morning, I believe I received exactly…

  • Hallmark & Chill

    Dec 23, 2018

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    by

    Luke
    in Journal, Media Diet

    If you ever find yourself looking for a Christmas movie involving a grown woman trapped in a magical snow globe, I’ve seen two. Also, Holiday in Handcuffs, the Buffalo ’66 of the genre. PS: Luke, read more, you philistine.